the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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