Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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