That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up under a house in Key West
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