remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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