The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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