look no pants
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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