i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Is it penis luge time yet?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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