halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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