i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm both gender and math confused
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