Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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