yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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