Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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