yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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