first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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