But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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