That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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