The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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