physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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