i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
this will be a night to untag.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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