I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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