Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.