My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking