check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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