Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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