ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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