ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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