i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
