Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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