I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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