just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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