dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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