Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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