Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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