Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
