found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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