Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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