So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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