Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just gargled with NyQuil
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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