You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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