Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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