Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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