: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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