next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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