Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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