I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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