My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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