Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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