no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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