worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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