a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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