She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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