the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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