Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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