everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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