He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i dont even know how to be here
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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