This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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