South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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