I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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