its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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