I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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