Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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